"What rank are you?"

O.

M.

G.

Please don't ask me that.

Why? What's that relevant for?

Do you really need to classify, tabulate and arrange me somewhere on your martial spectrum?

What if I said I was a 20th dan? Would that blow your mind?

Or if I told you I was a white belt would you still wanna talk to me?

Maybe I should just say my belt is kinda purplish green with blue polka dots.

Does the color of my belt really determine the quality of my karate?

I'm still learning just like you.

I'm still training just like you.

Not better nor worse.

Just myself.

Please don't ask me that.

Elbow SMASH!
- Hiji Até